So in case that no one out there knows it yet, the golden globes were on, and man, i think who ever is being fashion police for this one needs to re-check their pics, cause i saw some stunners out there! Anne Hathaway and Megan Fox looked OUT OF THIS WORLD AH-MAZE-ZA-ZING!!! they could have come in a flower sack and still been drop-dead gorgeous- nothing looks bad on them! (unfair, right ladies?) Debra Messing, Blake Lively, and Salma Hayek also looked unbelievable. Eva Longoria-Parker did everything right in her bright red ensemble (on her, anything looks good!) Evan Rachel Wood? Beautiful, classic, all over wonderful.
However, for as many very lovely ladies as there were on the red carpet, there were at least as many eyesores. Rene Zellweger's overly-theatric wad of tulle? Sally Hawkin's, um, plastic pillowcase-marshmallow mess? Brooke Burke's... uh, what was that? It looked like her cat grew angry with her or she decided to give it an artistic touch by throwing it through a wood chipper. I was also disappointed with Angelina Jolie's outfit. she's got the body that any woman can envy and she covered it a little too much. JLO also delivered a blinding catastrophe in an all-to "LOOK AT ME!" gown. too much gold!!! Amy Adams looked lovely, but her small frame was swallowed whole in a "prom bomb" princess dress. too dramatic for me. Drew Barrymore, dear, you looked like a southern belle gone barbie doll gone frou-frouy... too much frills, too much hair, too much, too much, TOO MUCH!!!
COME ON LADIES!! YOU ARE SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON EARTH AND THIS IS HOW YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE? I sometimes wonder if these people want to be made fun of.
Bold jewelry looked like the statement of the evening. I wish that we could have seen a few more cocktail length dresses and maybe a few belts or pretty clutches. The jewelry was fine, but there are so many other interesting accessories that you could have used (loved Heidi Klum's high heels!!!)
So, yeah, some of that was a bit harsh... okay, really harsh. but you'll learn that reading my material is the equivalent of what everyone thinks but no one wants to say. i say always say that a good friend always tells you the truth. I also think that a blind stylist is a dead stylist. (that's a bit much maybe... no. No apologies here!)
So give me you're opinion- I want to hear every comment!
1 comments:
hahahahaha!! u crack me up! nice post though. i didn't watch it. i watched the people's choice awards though!! i was so excited dark knight won 5 awards!! see ya later!
Vannah Banana :)
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