Pop Culture for Those Who Need a Laugh

Since this is my blog I guess I can talk about what ever I really want to talk about, right?
Well, how about pop culture for instance? It's not a topic that I visit often while disgussing random things, but I think that's what I'll talk about now.
First off, I have a rant. The title of this rant shall be "Speidi," also known as that plastic couple from that fake reality show "the Hills." Obnoxious, nauseating, vacuous, vapid, tasteless, annoying, and vile all are words that describe their weasling into modern press, who obviously have cheap taste in entertainment if they are going to spend all their time drivelling over the attention starved couple. Honestly "Speidi," I can't find a more abhorrent couple in all of Hollywood. Congradulations!!!!
Another thing that I have to say is that the SAG awards brought out some very glam looks. I don't think that I saw one truly revolting dress on the red carpet, so I suppose that some of the ladies did decide to hire a stylist after all.
On another note, has anyone seen recent pictures of Dakota Fanning? She's so grown-up! Her little black dress that she wore to the "Secret Life of Bees" premiere was adorable! I want it in every color!
In other clothing news, Bobby Trendy should change his name to "Bobby Seriously-Needs-a-Mirror." His last costume (I refuse to reffer to that thing as an outfit!) was possibly one of the outrageous yet. Red plastic pants are never in style, neither is wearing faux foliage upon your head, and black patent pleather platforms should never be worn unless attending a KISS concert or you decided to dress up as a goth go-go dancer for Halloween.
I hate to be bordering on the negative in this post, but I've never been able to crack so many jokes at stars until now, so i guess I'll just keep going.
The next person caught between the crosshairs is Miss Miley Cyrus. Or Hannah Montana. Which ever you prefer. (Talk about a split personality!) Anyhoo, she seriously needs to get a new beau. (You're 16 honey- dating a 20 year old is not even border-line stupid; it IS stupid.) She needs to figure out that he's using her for fame- who heard of Justin Gatson before Miley stepped into his life? No ordinary person with no ties to pop culture, that's for sure. And cut the peace sign thing out. It's little-girlish and incredibly immature. It's not until a girl grows in to a woman that she can truly captivate and truly show the world who she really is. If she wants to be taken seriously and make it as an actor/singer, she not only needs to show maturity in the outfits that she wears (items that she wears on the red carpet= adult. items that she wears on an every-day basis= teeny-bopper looking for attention.) She needs to make a few decisions to grow up. Disney channel only lasts for so long.